Computer Dependency

This just proves that we have become too dependent on our computers. 

You are what you eat

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

Little Johny - My Goldfish died

Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.

The man and his camel

There's a man walking through the desert with only his camel, when suddenly he gets the urge to have sex. Seeing that there's no one around, he tries to screw the camel, but it runs off.

Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on switching off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.