Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...

Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?

A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin...

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...

Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?

A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin...

Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?

A: A high school math problem!

A: A high school math problem!

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?

A: Nice belt!

Q: How does one insult a mathematician?

A: You say: "Your brain is smaller than any >0!"

A: Nice belt!

Q: How does one insult a mathematician?

A: You say: "Your brain is smaller than any >0!"

Q: What does a mathematician present to his fiancĂ©e when he wants to propose?

A: A polynomial ring!

A: A polynomial ring!

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?

A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on taking the leftovers home?

A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!

Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi!

A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!

Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi!

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