computer lies

If you have any problems, just call us.
What you see on the screen, you get on paper when you print.
Someone must have erased my files.
They don't make those chips anymore.
If kids use them, so can adults.
Oh yeah, it's compatible with everything.
You won't need any special training.
There's no harm in trying - nothing can go wrong.
It's the fastest model out there.
The manual explains everything.
Yes, this notebook is incredibly light weight.