Deep Salvage Pick
            Reminiscent of the deep sea exploration to find the Titanic
            ship, you probe deep into your nasal passages.
            Utensil Pick
            When fingers, and even your thumb, just aren't enough to get the
            job done to your satisfaction.
            Extra Pick
            When you have been digging for nuggets hours upon hours and suddenly
            you hit the jackpot! Excitement only equalled by winning the
            lottery.
            Depression Pick
            When you're sad, and the only way to fill the void is to pick so hard
            and fast that the agony overcomes your feeling of remorse and
            depression.
            Pick A Lot
            What we would call abnormal amounts of picking. Anything in the
            three digit realm we consider a bit too much for a 24 hour time
            frame.
            Kiddie Pick
            When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your
            forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom.
            And the best part is, there's no time limit!
            
Camouflaged Kiddie Pick
            When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger
            in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back
            the smile.
            
Fake Nose Scratch
            When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really
            trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.
            
Making A Meal Out Of It
            You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably
            entitled to dessert.
            
Surprise Pickings
            When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of your
            nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.
            
Autopick
            The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. Also can mean
            automatic pick, the one you do when your not even thinking about it,
            at work, while talking to a co-worker, during a meeting....
            
Pick Your Brains
            Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so
            far, it passes the septum.
            
Pick And Save
            When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away,
            and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.
            
Pick And Flick
            Snot now becomes a weapon against your sister and others in
            range around you.
            
Pick And Stick
            You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it
            stubbornly clings to your fingertip.
            
Pipe Cleaner Pick
            The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves
            your breathing by 90%.
Nov 8, 2012
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