wife joke

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming...
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Patrick Murra

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
- Nash

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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
- Anonymous

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Henny Youngman

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Rodney Dangerfield

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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
- Anonymous

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First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
- Anonymous