From the mouth of a child ..

HOW  DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? 
(written by kids)

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like  sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
      - Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow  up who they're going tomarry.God decides it all way before, and  you get to find out later who you'restuck with.
      -  Kristen, age 10


WHAT IS THE  RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because  you know the person FOREVER bythen.
      - Camille,  age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at.  You got to be a fool to getmarried.
     -  Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)


HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF  TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on  whether they seem to be yellingat  the same kids.
      - Derrick, age 8


WHAT DO YOU THINK  YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

(1) Both don't want any  more kids.
     - Lori, age 8


WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO  ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people  should use them to get to knoweach other. Even boys have something  to say if you listen long enough.
     - Lynnette, age 8 (isn't  she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they  just tell each other lies and that usuallygets them interested enough  to go for a second date.
     - Martin, age  10 (Who  said boys don't have brains?)


WHAT  WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next  day I would call all thenewspapers and make sure they wrote about me  in all the dead columns.
     -Craig, age 9


WHEN IS IT OKAY TO  KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they're rich.
      -  Pam, age 7 (I  could not have said it better myself)

(2) The law says you  have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to messwith that.
      - Curt, age  7   (Good Point)

(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss  someone, then you shouldmarry them and have kids with them. It's the  right thing to do.
     - Howard, age  8 (Who  made THAT rule?)


IS IT BETTER TO BE  SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single  but not for boys. Boys need someoneto clean up after them.
      - Anita, age 9 (bless  you child)


HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE  DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

(1 ) There sure would be  a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
      - Kelvin,  age 8




HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A  MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty,  even if she looks like atruck.
    - Ricky, age 10     (The boy already understands)