Jun 21, 2012


Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble


Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?

A: A teabag.


7 qualities to be a perfect wife:






Truthful and


In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S


Q: Who is a gynecologist?

A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.


Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?

A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.


Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?

A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.


Q: What's the height of recycling?

A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.


Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.


Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
The boy's hand......


Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him..........."Your tail is in the front"


Last but not least

Secret of long life...

Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night two legs...

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