Dec 29, 2012

confucius says

  • America good place to put Chinese restaurant
  • Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
  • Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
  • Man who run behind car get exhausted.
  • Man who is jacking off into a peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.|
  • Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
  • Man who go to bed with a problem in hand wakes up in the morning with a solution in hand
  • He who refuses to listen is lying.
  • He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts.
  • He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
  • He who pull out to fast leave rubber behind.
  • Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
  • Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
  • Man who have woman on ground have piece on earth.
  • Woman who fly upside down have hairy crackup.
  • Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.
  • Man born in backseat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.
  • It take square ass to shit a brick.
  • Rape is impossible. Lady run much faster with dress up than man with pants down!
  • He who sniffs Coke, drowns.
  • Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
  • Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!
  • To make egg roll, push it.
  • Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy...
  • He who fart in church sit in own pew.
  • He who fucks dynamite gets big bang out of it.
  • She who rides bike peddles ass all over town.
  • He who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key.
  • Man who pick nose - head cave in.
  • Fly which rests on toilet seat gets pissed off.
  • Man who eats photograph of his sire is soon spitting image of his father.
  • Woman who put chicken and peas in soup, very unhygienic.
  • Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's sink.
  • Man who piss into strong wind gets wet.
  • Bread that is cast upon water gets soggy and sinks.
  • Hamsters which crawl into the wrong orifice get shit-faced.
  • Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
  • Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent.
  • Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom.
  • All men eat, but Fu Manchu.
  • Secretary not part of furniture until screwed on desk.
  • Man who put cream in tart, not really a baker...
  • Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.
  • Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus.
  • He who let woman on top is fucking up.
  • People who make Confucius joke speak bad English.
  • Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-house.
  • Man with hand in pocket feel cocky.

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