Consultant rules

• If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 

• A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
  
• Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
  
• For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
  
• He who hesitates is probably right.
  
• Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
  
• No one is listening until you make a mistake.
  
• Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
  
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
  
• Two wrongs are only the beginning.
  
• Work is accomplished by those employees who are still striving to reach their level of incompetence.
  
• The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. (Project Management at its best).